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May 29

Twinkle star

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

When the blazing sun is gone,
When he nothing shines upon,
Then you show your little light,
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

Then the traveler in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny spark;
He could not see which way to go,
If you did not twinkle so.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!

able and unable

The Loomploy

The loomploy population was divided into the able and the unable.  The able could care for themselves in the darkness of the land. The cold did not freeze them for they were able to work hard and make warm coats.

The unable were sad creatures who could not help themselves. They depended upon the able to make coats for them to keep warm. This worked out fine for the able were eager to please God who had commanded:

"THOU SHALT MAKE COATS!!!!"

It was said that heaven was a beautifully warm place filled with light. There, everything was perfect. In order to find a very tip top place in heaven one had only to make loads and loads of coats to keep the unables warm! Every able had his own visions of his wonderful place in heaven... just reward for his many coats. Except Tibley.

Tibley didn't like to make coats. He just couldn't help himself. Everyone thought secretly that maybe Tibley really was an unable but they didn't say so out loud. Once Tibley told the head loomploy about his problem, but it didn't help much. Tibley had said, "I just don't feel like making coats". The head loomploy had looked at him sternly. "You don't have to feel anything! Sometimes I feel like making coats and sometimes I don't! If I just did things when I felt like it... nothing would get done! No coats would be made and no one would get into heaven!"

Tibley sighed. "Oh well", he thought, but he knew that no matter how hard he tried he couldn't make himself do something if he didn't feel like it.

So often he would console himself and go sit amongst the unables. Of course the able loomploys thought this just punishment. One of the unables would cuddle near him. Although it could not speak, it would gently touch him now and then. Time went by and Tibley looked forward to being with the unables and his special little friend. Then one day Tibley noticed his little friend was extra quiet and no longer reached to touch him. His little friend was sick. Tibley noticed the little unable's coat had holes in it from long wear and he knew that warmth was the only thing that could bring his little friend back. So Tibley after many years became a true able. He sat down and sewed the most beautiful coat the loomploy world had ever seen. Hurriedly he put it on his little friend but nothing happened. A tear came to his eye and a great ache within him but the little friend did not move.

Now everyone knows that when judgment day comes that the ables will go to their just reward because of their many good coats but that the unables will never get to heaven but dwell forever in the cold.

The day came that Tibley should go to heaven. He wasn't sure if they would let him in because he had only sewed one coat his whole life. But nothing was said at the door because Kooble Loomploy who had sewed 3,000 coats in his lifetime was arguing with the Lord. "I don't understand", said Kooble Loomploy, "why everyone else gets to enjoy the same amount of sunshine as me, when I sewed so many more coats! Why look at Tibley over there!! His whole 800 years he only sewed 1 coat. What kind of justice is that?" The Lord smiled at Kooble Loomploy with sadness in his eyes. "My Son", he said, "All that I have is yours!" Kooble Loomploy was not consoled by this, but no matter, for he rushed off into the sunshine with everyone else. They danced and played and drank in the warmth and light. They were in heaven!!!

Except Tibley. He really didn't belong here... after all... he only sewed one coat. It was for his poor little friend unable. He wondered how he was and longed to be by his side. Heaven was warm and glorious on the outside but it didn't fill the ache and loneliness he felt inside. So with much trepidation one day he approached the Lord. "Lord", he said, in a tiny little voice. "I think that this truly is a beautiful place and truly is heaven for everyone but forgive me because I'm not happy in heaven." Tibley gulped. There he was again not feeling the way he was supposed to and not doing what he was supposed to do. Would the Lord banish him forever from the heaven of warmth and light? The kindest eyes that Tibley had ever seen smiled at him and gently a voice whispered. "And why are you unhappy Tibley?" Tibley gazed back and felt suddenly lost in an ocean of warmth. "Why...Why...I miss my little unable... He needs me. I need him. I want to go back. The Lord again smiled. "Tibley... you can be where you want to be. You have found the truth. Heaven is not a place. It is a state of being, a state of feeling. Never be afraid to love for within you is the true light, the true warmth." And suddenly Tibley did not see the same heaven that everyone else saw. He felt a deep, deep peace and warmth where the ache had been. And beside him instantly the warmth of the touch of his little friend "the unable"... who had been healed.

May 29

博物馆

这个周末和老妈去了天安门的博物馆,现向所有有闲情有时间的人强力推荐,理由如下:
 
30元的通票,可游览9个馆,包括中国的蜡像馆、先秦到西汉的古文物、西西里风情展等。
 
蜡像虽然没有杜莎夫人的规模大,但是其对中国历代政治任务的描刻也入骨三分。看着邓小平的像,老妈足足退后了两步,不敢细看。
 
其他展馆也略缺少艺术气息,更加偏重对古代文物的考究。但考虑到其适当的价位,仍不失为一个好去处。
May 26

全民忽悠

前天见了以前的同学,大家变化真大啊。五年前,我们还在同一个中学为着相似的目标努力,而五年后的今天我们想的、谈的、生活着的都已大相径庭,不过惊讶的发现咱们从事的职业却都是在忽悠。
 
三分之一的同学们在从事着金融,在国内外的顶尖金融机构想着怎么忽悠着把国内的垃圾企业弄上市;三分之一的同学学着或做着媒体,打着自由平等的幌子,自觉不自觉地跟着红旗的方向愚民;另外一小撮学着生物,这都是PHD,且大部分在国外,打算把青春献给那些具有划时代意义的课题里。。。还有我,在干彩票。
 
Alf在勾勒着以后做企业的蓝图,环顾四周,他周围的精英里竟找不出一个在实业的圈子里混,不知道是可喜还是可悲。或许所谓的精英们已经不屑于去做实业,那太费时费事,这种吃力不讨好的活还是留给农民伯伯把,咱就忽悠忽悠,做几个IPO,炒几个新闻,趁早买个房,留洋拿个文凭。
 
生活不过如此,咱就一起忽悠把。。。
May 23

孙悟空的信

亲爱的悟空 :  

 
在天庭住好一阵子了,不知你在花果山过得可好?我这封信写得很慢,因为知道你看字不快。我们已经搬家了,不过地址没改,因为搬家时顺便把门牌带来了  

这礼拜下了两次雨,第一次下了3天,第二次下了4天。  

昨天我们去买比萨,店员问道:请问要切成8片还是12片,你勤俭的师母说:切8片好了,切12片恐怕吃不完。

那间店比萨还不错,改天我们全家再一起去街口的餐馆吃牛排。

还有你观音阿姨说你要我寄去的那件外套,因为邮寄时会超重,所以我们把扣子剪下来放在那件外套的口袋里了。  

你嫦娥姐姐早上生了。因为我还不知道到底是男的还是女的,所以我不知道你要当阿姨还是舅舅。

最近没什么事,我会再写信给你。 

 

师傅 :
您好!
上次的信收到了,寄来的东西也收到了。这次我给您寄去了一个摄像头和一副耳麦,以后咱们视频吧。我写字还是不行,每次还得总麻烦人家代笔。qq号我也给你申请了12315密码是你的生日。要是八戒和沙师弟也一起的话就更好了,八戒自从回了高老庄就再也没有和我联系过,这个呆子,大概还在生我的气,沙师弟去年带着他的小儿子来过一次,这家伙快要做爷爷了。
前一阵我去看玉帝了,他很烦,现在到处都在全球化,他手底下的那些公务员不是跟不上形势 ,就是被形势腐化,弄得他很无奈
杨二郎 您知道吧,因为嫖娼,刚被放出来,一只天眼也瞎了,据说是警察冲进来时他逃跑结果眼睛正好撞到一枝树杈上。被拘了15天。本来找找人罚款就没事的,可他的狼狗咬坏了一个警察的下半身,人家家属不干,媒体也跟着推波助澜,这次我看他非倾家荡产不可。玉帝想保也没法保,刚出来时想让他去做个弼马温,但纪检部门始终不下结论,他也不好轻易安排。
还有托塔天王李静 ,因涉嫌侵吞国有资产,买官卖官,接受巨额贿赂,结果被审计署的李金华大哥曝了光,中纪委接着就成立了专案组,和反贪部门一起联手调查,不久就把他双规了。还带出了一大堆买官者,可笑的是买官的里面竟然还有太白金星,文武两个曲星,媒体把这事热炒了好一阵。
此事把他3个儿子都给气坏了,尤其哪吒 ,本来他们父子感情就不好,这次他索性直接从家里搬了出来,他昨天给我打电话特别想到我这里来喝酒,可警察限制他们家人离境,转移财产。连他的工作都受到了影响,他现在是高新技术开发区的主任,和我是很要好的朋友。自从他父亲出事以后好多投资意向都取消或延后了。他父亲的二奶整天带个孩子来找他哭哭啼啼的,弄得他一点招没有,因为家产被封,他的那个小弟弟连学费都交不起了,他只好背着老婆从家里拿了2万块给他们,还不敢让老娘知道。
牛郎和织女也离婚了 ,长期两地分居,听说男的在外面包了二奶,七月七那天耽搁了见面。 女的去找结果人家一家还在睡大觉。女方看事已至此,也只好认了。没想这事被月老知道了,跑来非要和我撮合,被我给挡了。因为我.....,还是留在最后说吧 。
现在最烦的可能是东海龙王 ,他现在和环保局一起和沿海几省打官司,他的海全被污染了,鱼虾也快死光了,报纸说,他不久就快成一条死龙了。他的3个儿子也因为98年那场大水现在还在被公安部通缉,因为他们涉嫌酒后纵水为患,给人民造成了天文数字的损失。那天我见到他时他的须发全白了,完全不像个水利部长的模样。
这次去看玉帝 ,他很高兴,他说他没想到我会去看他,说我自从入了党以后比以前可进步多了。他让我好好把握这次保持党员先进性教育的机会。看得出来他有点感动,还问我想不想回去任职,他那儿正好有个机会,他想换掉足协的谢亚龙,说他和阎世铎一样,一点创意没有,想让我去接这个掌门的位置。原本是让赵本山的,可这家伙招呼也不打就跑到辽足当了董事长,为此惹得国家体育总局那边好多人对他有意见。如果换了我相信会赢得好多人的支持,毕竟我跟师傅西天取过经。我婉言谢绝了,我哪懂什么足球啊,尤其这么敏感的位置,干不好还会连累了师傅您的名声,我干不了。
对了,师傅,您应该去看看太上老君 ,他快不行了,是铅中毒,医生说他的仙丹里含铅量1000倍超标。现在医生每天给他排铅,但没人时他还是总偷着吃仙丹,他家人说他现在是得了仙丹妄想症。医生也说在这样下去估计熬不过今夏。为这事我专门跑去问过如来,因为当年我也......,呵呵。如来说我没有事的,当年我偷吃的那些仙丹全是假的,当时他根本就没有练出什么仙丹,全是骗人的。临走时还说我的筋斗云不如以前了让我抓紧时间练习。
最后我要告诉师傅一件喜事,我想要结婚了 ,女的你认识的,白骨精。我们是从网上认识的,起初只是聊得很投缘。原来她身世很惨,出生时因为是女孩,就被父母抛弃了,被一个拾荒的老太好心收养可十岁时,老太得病死去,她从此无依无靠,先后几次被人贩子拐卖,长大后嫁了一户人家,没想这人吸毒,还强迫她去卖淫供他吸毒,她不肯就被毒打,她性子烈,就跳楼了。我还记得我们第一次见面时的情景,他看到我就跑,我使劲追才拦住了她。她看着我,我看着她。当时我们就认定了对方就是我们彼此一直要找的人,因为已聊得太久太熟悉了,所以我们以前的那段经历就成了一段不打不相识的爱恋。
师傅,现在就等着您来给我们主持婚礼了,我的把兄弟牛魔王还提前送了一辆奥迪A8给我。他现在是牛魔王奶业的董事局主席,就在花果山的山下,我们常在一起。他建议让我再办个旅游公司,名字都想好了叫唐僧佛旅公司,旅游线路就叫西天取经缅怀之旅。我也做过调查,到时一定很火爆。我已给白龙马师弟打过电话了,让他继续给您开车,您做董事长,A8做您的专车。 不过这事还得等您来了我们再细商量。
另外,您来时千万不要走海上,因为中俄两国马上要在海上进行联合军演了,我怕您过不来。

此致
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